One of Uncle Herbert's many talents

If you do stumble upon this and are from Setiawan, kindly *refrain* from telling Chuan Sheng. Nevertheless, when the following set of lyrics is sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", you get a pretty interesting...erm...err...song.

Chuan Sheng the red-nosed human
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other humans
Used to laugh and call him names
Chuan Sheng the red-nosed human
You'll go down in history

Now one heaty Taiping night
Hwa Wei came to say
Chuan Sheng with your nose so bright
Won't you shine the dark inside

Then all the humans loved him
As they laughed it out with glee
Chuan Sheng the red-nosed human
You'll go down in JS history

Lyrics : Uncle Herbert